Watch This Guy Try to Pick Up Random Guys, Remind Us Asking Out Strangers is Still Terrifying

“Are you crazy?!” is generally not the response you want when you’re trying to get a cute stranger’s phone number. Alas, beggars can’t be choosers, and when you’re this guy randomly approaching attractive males from all walks of the sexual orientation spectrum, sometimes your tactics can and will go awry. Thanks, this guy, for reminding us that asking out strangers is still terrifying.


Fake Smiling Can Make You Feel Worse than No Smiling at All

Sad woman with fake smile.

Demanding that a not-smiling person smile is condescending, annoying, often sexist, and definitely presumptuous. Also, though? It doesn’t help. New research suggests that smiling when you don’t feel like smiling can actually make you feel worse than not smiling at all.

That goes against conventional wisdom. Fake it till you make it, says everyone. Turn that frown upside-down. If you put a smile on your face (and what pretty face you have, you know?), you’ll feel better. Your fake smile will become a real smile, goes the thinking. And there’s science to back that up. Forcing a smile can actually decrease stress. Our brains do take cues from our bodies, so it makes sense that artificially manipulating those cues could make you for-real feel better.

But Northwestern University psychologist Aparna Labroo has found one very important caveat: fake-smiling works only if you’re the kind of person who associate smiles with genuine happiness. “If you are the kind of person who smiles more often when you’re trying to improve your mood, then it must signal to you that you’re actually not feeling good,” Labroo tells Co.Design. You were fine when you weren’t smiling. Now you’re compensating for something. You don’t know what you’re compensating for, exactly, but you must be — you’re fake-smiling, aren’t you?

So the moral here: everyone should stop telling everyone else to smile (take note, my 9th grade history teacher). That was the moral before — that has always been the moral — but now there is science. “Telling people to fake it until they make it, at least as far as their mood is concerned, might be something that actually makes them miserable,” Labroo concludes. Amen.


What He Really Thinks About Your Online Dating Profile


This article originally appeared on Shape and is reprinted here with permission.

Screen Shot 2014-04-18 at 2.15.09 PMOnline dating can be difficult. You know you’re a smart, healthy, driven woman, but putting your best self forward to the world is easier said than done. How are you supposed to know what to include, exclude, and how to word it all in order to attract the right guy(s)?

Bravo‚s new series Online Dating Rituals of the American Male examines the very people you’re trying to reach: men. The show looks into their views on the cyber-dating world, and to add to the mix, we did our own off-camera research. Here, guys dish on photos, profiles, and all the things you’re doing right and wrong to get their attention. You don’t have to overhaul your strategy based off of these guys‘ thoughts, but if you’re in a rut, take some tips right from the stallion’s mouth.

What He Thinks About Your Photos
“If two or more pictures of you are with the same guy, an explanation is required.” –Jeff, 35

“When you have too many pictures with family members, it makes us think you’re going to drag us to family functions early on. Balance the family photos with you doing something fun—like hanging out at a stadium—so I have a better idea of what our time together will be like.” –James, 42

“If the woman’s photos are only with friends, I automatically think she is shy and insecure about her looks. I would like to see a confident picture of her by herself doing something she loves. That gives me something to talk about.” –Javier, 30

“Women that have pictures of themselves doing stupid and dorky things are always a plus to me—it shows a sense of humor and that a girl can poke fun of herself.” –Dan, 32

“I like a more natural photo, just the beautiful girl and her vibrant smile. That tells me she’s not trying too hard and that she knows what’s important in her life.” –Carlo, 37

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What He Thinks About Your Profile
“Everyone’s profile says they love travel, animals, trying new foods, and that they are giving online dating a try. If you sound like everyone else, I’m going to think you didn’t put any thought into your profile. The best profiles are short and convey that a girl is open-minded.” –Will, 31

“I would bypass a profile if a woman’s profile said that a guy ‘needs to make me laugh.‘ Don’t just tell me what you need a guy to do for you—emphasize the traits you find most attractive. If you say you like ‘a guy who doesn’t take himself too seriously,‘ this gives me insight into your personality.” –Dan, 32

“I like when her profile shows a little sarcasm and spunk. Sarcasm can show that the girl doesn’t take herself or life too seriously. One girl’s profile that made me laugh said she was seeking a ‘rock /…/

Now You Can Name Your Trendy Cocktail Bar Quickly and Easily

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Perhaps you are trying to name your trendy new cocktail bar, but you are stumped. All the good trendy cocktail bar names have been taken, you think, staring blankly into your lavender-infused gin. No problem — Lauren Hallden, the genius behind the online dating ipsum text generator, is at it again, and this time, she’s created a trendy cocktail bar name generator. With Name My Bar, you just click a button, and voila! Your bar is named. Not happy with Fork & Paddle? Click again. You’re Stocking & Toad now. Now you’re Wig & Harness. The hits just keep coming.

And now I would like to take this opportunity to invite you all to the opening of Wattle & Shoe, which will be opening as soon as I rent a space and learn how cocktails work.

[h/t The Hairpin]


I Love You, I Just Don’t Want to Share My Facebook Location With You


Facebook stalking is going to a new level as the social network rolls out its new feature, “Nearby Friends.” Nearby Friends does exactly what you’d expect it to: It allows you to track your Facebook friends‘ locations and view where they are on a map. Facebook says this feature will help facilitate spontaneous real-life meet ups and take socializing offline once again in the process. Which is cool — we’re all about hanging out IRL, something many of us don’t do enough of these days. And because the app is opt-in — meaning you have to explicitly specify who can track you, and you can also shut it off whenever you want — any safety concerns aren’t as potent as they could be.


But Nearby Friends opens up a whole new set of questions about intimacy and technology. Who do you deem worthy enough to keep geographic tabs on you in an age when Facebook’s definition of “friendship” has been watered down to include everyone from your best friend to your 7th grade camp counselor to your great aunt twice-removed? This being a blog about dating and all, we’re particularly interested in what something as intimate as Nearby Friends signifies when it comes to the people you date. At what point, if ever, does it become appropriate to share your location 24/7 with a significant other?

At what point, if ever, does it become appropriate to share your location 24/7 with a significant other?

Sharing passwords with a partner has become a hallmark of modern intimacy. My boyfriend and I both know the passwords to each other’s smartphone and computer lock screens. I make liberal use of his Netflix account to feed my Gossip Girl binge-watching habit. The Touch ID on my iPhone 5S recognizes his fingerprint as well as mine. Sharing passwords has been practical: Between us, we can use pretty much any device we have lying around to look up information, send an email, watch TV shows, etc. But it’s also been an exchange of major trust. In sharing our passwords, we’re essentially telling each other, “I’m trusting you to not creep around my stuff unnecessarily, but I also know that if you do, you won’t find anything bad.” People who have something to hide don’t tend to leave their phones lying around, especially if their partner knows their password.

But allowing your partner to actually see where you are at any given moment is next-level. Of course, there’s the obvious cheating scenario: You could turn Nearby Friends off if you wanted to go have an illicit midday tryst with your secretary and don’t want your wife to notice you’re at a Midtown Hilton instead of at the office. But if you were planning on cheating, you would likely never give your partner permission to track you in the first place. But even in healthy relationships that aren’t riddled with threats of infidelity, I’m not sure if Nearby Friends will do you /…/